Dearsluts,
WOAH, MINUTE! What is all this emphasis on child bearing? YEEEESH. Kids REALLY get in the way of slutting around, so, I just haven’t gone there yet! Holy cow. NO PRESSURE. Anyhow, who says I’d even want my son to marry a woman?! I could have a son that has the first legal gay marriage in my family - or I can dream, at least.
Hmmm… I don’t know about this one. This seems like we’re moving out of slut territory, and into incest. And seriously? While I am ALL FOR consensual fantasy (the sluttier, the better) I like to leave the kids and animals out of it. I mean, I kind of think if I had kids, I’d like them to grow up and move on, not like, MARRY ME or something! Although, since I don’t see the need to be married to my partner in order to have kids, I guess I would *technically* be available, so it wouldn’t even be polygamy (on paper, at least).
I would fucking love it (if I had a son) if he were to find someone with as dark a sense of humour as I have, and as voracious a sexual appetite. I wish that not only for any potential offspring, I wish that for anyone that would enjoy that! Let’s see - I’m funny, I’m sexy, I know it, I now have LMFAO stuck in my head pelvic thrusting away. I’m able to balance work and play, and I love sex.
Hmm… yup. He’d be one lucky kid.
(via dearslutss)
